Last update: 2006-04-27 9:19 p.m.
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Bi-Polar version 15 Even more of my psychotic ramblings |
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Funniest thing in my life. Really. |
This made my night a few days ago. I wanted to put it here so I didn't lose it. Chas: did I ever tell you my theory on the transitive property of pirates? Me: do tell Chas: of course not! I just am coming up with it now Chas: well, as we all know, in geometry, the transitive property means that A=A Me: oh it is most definitly the robot hour of the night Chas: now, pirates are trickier fellows Chas: for one thing, they Y'ARR a lot Chas: that makes them difficult to quantify Chas: the best unit of measurement we can use, undoubably, are Ninjas Chas: now, there are approximately 1.3 american Ninjas in one pirate Chas: (japanese ninjas are smaller) Me: hahahah Chas: but! are all pirates created EQUAL? Chas: THE FACTS SAY NO! Chas: for instance, some pirates have more treasure than others Chas: some have hats Chas: all have parrots Chas: some have wooden legs Chas: some have wooden legs full of treasure Chas: one really smelly one has a wooden leg full of parrots Chas: which is why 1.3 is merely AVERAGE Chas: ninjas, though, are all identical Chas: that is why they make such a good unit of measurement Chas: so, normally, the formula would fall apart here Chas: but Chas: pirates have a wierd quirk that only I know about Chas: and that is how I can formulate this postulate Chas: and here it is: Chas: the less treasure, wooden leg, or parrot mass that a pirate has, the louder his Y'ARRRRR!!! Chas: using E=MC2 (duh!) we can convert this Y'ARRRR energy into matter! Chas: therefore, ALL pirates are equal to 1.3 Ninjas WHILE SPEAKING Chas: so all you have to do is coax them to speak Chas: and you can adequately measure your pirate population Chas: ::applause::
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